月亮傑克的英文學習札記

最近月亮傑克比較忙一點，所以電子報的進度有點延宕，希望大家見諒。

上週沒有介紹到歌曲，這一期補上，大家來聽聽歌吧 ^_^

Song : WindFlowers

windflowers

Windflowers, my father told me not to go near them
He said he feared them always, and he told me that they carried him away

Windflowers, Beautiful windflowers I couldn't wait to touch them, to smell them
I held them closely
And now I cannot break away
Their sweet bouquet disappears like the vapor in the desert
So take a warning, son

Windflowers, Ancient windflowers
Their beauty captures every young dreamer who lingers near them
But ancient windflowers, I love you

Lyrics:
Windflowers, my father told me not to go near them
He feared them always, said they carried him away

Windflowers, I couldn't wait to touch them
To smell them I held them closely
Now I cannot break away
Their sweet bouquet disappears like the vapor in the desert
Take a warning, son

Windflowers, their beauty captures every young dreamer who lingers near them

Ancient windflowers, I love you

carry sb away = to cause someone to become very excited and to lose control
break away = escape
bouquet 香味,芬芳
vapor 蒸氣
take sth away = to remove something
linger 逗留,留戀,徘徊

俏皮的打油詩：

POEM # 1

I like your style
I like your class
but most of all i like your ass

POEM # 2

Im a cool girl, in a cool town
it takes a real mother fucker to put me down

POEM # 3

Kissing is a habit
Fucking is a game
Guys get all the pleasure
Girls get all the pain
The guy says i love you
You believe its true
But when your tummy starts to swell,
He says 'to hell with you'
10 minutes of pleasure
9 months in pain
3 days in hospital
A baby without a name
The baby is a bastard
The mother is a whore
This never wouldn't have happened
If the rubber wouldn't have torn

POEM # 4

Guys are like roses,
Watch out for the pricks.

POEM # 5

Smoke a smoke
Not a butt
Fuck a virgin
Not a slut.

POEM # 6

Sex is bad
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in.

POEM # 7

Holy mother, full of grace
Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face
Bless his hair that tends to curl
Keep him safe from all the girls
Bless his arms that are so strong
Keep his hands where they belong
Bless his dick, the one i sucked
Bless the bed, in which we fucked
And if my Mom happened to walk in
Bless the shit I'd be in.

POEM # 8

Sex is when a guys communication
enters a girls information
to increase the population
for a younger generation
do you get the information...
or do you need a demonstration

POEM # 9

Men are like public toilets
They are either engaged or full of shit!

POEM # 10

If guys had they periods
They would compare the size of their tampons!

POEM # 11

Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause...
Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with MEN!

POEM # 12

Roses are red,
Violets are corny,
When I think of you
Ohh baby I get horny,
Eat me,
Beat me,
Bite me,
Blow me,
Suck me,
Fuck me,
Very slowly,
if you kiss me,
dont be sassy,
Use your tongue and make it nasty!!!!
Poem #13

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue...
I'm In Love But Not With You...
When We Broke Up You Thought I Cried
But All It Was...
Was Another Guy,
You Told Your Friends That I Was A Trick,
I Told Mine That You Had A Weak Dick...
I Said I Loved You
And You Thought It Was True,
But Guess What Baby?!
You Got Played Too!!

Poem #14

Guys are like parking spots...
the good ones are always taken...
and the ones that are available,
are either handicapped or too far away!!