月亮傑克的英文學習札記

感謝 軒, nana , Teri, Joyce, 小橘, long, mayhu, eagle0829，還有其他未署名的朋友給月亮傑克加油打氣，謝謝～

為了實現月亮傑克提倡的英文多元化學習，所以這一期給大家比較不一樣的東西 ^O^
有點KUSO的內容，可能有些報友不能接受吧，我猜 ^_^
不過，學英文本來就是應該能夠從各個地方取材學習嘛，請大家多多包涵囉～

Ironclaw's Domain
Kung Fu 1 點按WATCH THIS MOVIE
Kung Fu 2 點按WATCH THIS MOVIE
Kung Fu 3 點按WATCH THIS MOVIE 注意：第三集內容有點不雅，請三思後再行觀看
三個都是Flash檔
點按WATCH THIS MOVIE 之後，會先loading一下，然後出現START的時候按下去就好了

功夫小子Tomas的搞笑經驗，應該還有後續，不過目前只出到第三集而已。

線上字典：奇摩雅虎 or Cambridge Dictionaries

第一集

Narrator: boring huh?
ok, I'll change the sound effects and some other stuff.
woman: Help me, Tomas!
Tomas: Hand over my bitch!
Bastard: Try to get her.
Narrator: You probably expect a big fight. Sorry, but I don't know what to do. So let's get this over with.
Tomas: Lucky bastard!

第二集

Tomas:Lucky bastard!
Tomas:Hmm, stairs. I thought this was the last floor.
I'd better check it out.
Now, how the hell is this possible?
Damn, it is immune to my kung fu kicks!
hmm, only vulnerable from the back
???: Thanks! That was close.
Tomas: My name is Tomas. What is your name?
Simon: Simon.
Tomas: These assholes are immune to my kicks and you have a powerful whip, so,,, may I tag along with you?
Simon: Sure! It would be nice with some acompany. Let's go!
Simon: Oh my god! The whip broke!
Tomas: Damn, this does not look good!
Simon: Look!
Tomas: Shit! An army of zombies!!!
Simon: We are fucked!
Tomas: Follow me!
Ok, we are safe as long as we stay up here.
Simon: But we can't stay up here all day you know.
Tomas: Be cool, I will take us out of this.
Simon: How?
Tomas: Watch.
Time to go back and kick some zombie ass!
Simon: Cool!
Tomas: I know. Let's continue!
Simon: Ok, you lead.
Simon: Did you hear that ?
Tomas: Yes, and I think it came from over here!
Tomas: Shit!
Tomas: Eat this!
Tomas: Stand still when I shoot at you!
Tomas: Ehh, what are you doing?
Tomas: Die
Tomas: Ehh, moving on!
Tomas: What the fuck it that?
Tomas: I can see something in the box!
Tomas: There is a little green guy moving around there!
Tomas: Whoa! it moved!
Tomas: Take it easy, little box!

第三集：基於第三集內容難登大雅之堂，故不便於電子報中登出，請報友自行觀看。如果畫面太快來不及看完，可按右鍵選播放，此時播放前面的勾會不見，畫面會暫停，您就可以慢慢的把字看完，要繼續的話，再選一次播放即可。
月亮傑克就是用這種方法，把字打出來的 ^^|||

送給支持月亮傑克的報友們，謝謝您們！

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	Right away I thought of you And said a loving prayer, That He would bless you specially, And keep you free from care.
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